Granny May steal's Wordgirl's thunder Chapter 4

While Becky was in the presence of her parents Tim and Sally and her younger brother T J she whispered to her pet monkey Bob.

Becky (whispering) "My senses tell me that Granny May is up to no good. It is time for us to contact Wordgirl and Captain Huggyface to do our thing and help the people in this city."

Donna and Debi Moreno who were in the presence of their parents Ronnie and Jacqueline at the dinner table felt that Becky was going to need help even though's Donna right ribs were sore from her soccer game injury.

Becky told her parents and brother the excuse "Uh Bob and myself need to use the bathroom to uh powder our noses." The rest of the family understood what Becky meant as she and Bob went into a dark area where no one was around to change into their super hero personas.

Jacqueline whispered to her husband Ronnie " I have a feeling that Granny May Johnson is up to her old ahem wrestling tricks since our history with her is that she uses her charm to fool the people that she is helpless to defend herself when our niece is trying to stop her from committing a crime. I have my Forrest Gump chocolate trick." Jacqueline tells her daughters to stay put since Donna is not ready to engage in any crime fighting for at least one more day due to her rib injury during a soccer game versus team France. 

Ronnie says to Jacqueline "Yes that old trick that reads 'Life is like a bowl of chocolates. You never know what is in them. I guess it has sleeping gas."

Jacqueline says "I am not telling you what trick weapon it has. Why do you think I was voted Female Heel Of The Year by Pro Wrestling Magazine two years in a row. By my looks?" She kisses her husband on his right cheek.

Lia Gonzalez who is a close friend of Jacqueline then took over the ownership of the cafe while her boss went inside her office to change into her wrestling gear which is silver and black mask and a silver cape with white leotards.

Granny May then runs into Wordgirl and Captain Huggyface near Reginald's store when our hero speaks to the villain in a harsh voice as the duo stand in front of the villain.

Wordgirl says "Hold it right there my friend. Taking something that does not belong to you is called stealing. If you value your life then surrender."

Granny May says to Wordgirl in a harsh tone of voice "Surrender? To you and your pet furry friend? When Lady Raider lays down on the street and you count the pin fall. Never." Note: Never mock a wrestler.

Then Granny throws a ball of purple yarn at our two heroes that narrowly misses hitting the duo but it did hit Lady Raider's motorcycle. To put it mildly the heel wrestler was not laughing when her motorcycle had yarn near her passenger seat.

Then Granny May puts out her hands to make the surrender move when Wordgirl came close to her and Granny fell to the ground on her left side yelling "That brat just shoved me to the ground. She hates me and us senior citizens."

Wordgirl says to Granny "No I did not even touch you."

Then Reginald says to Wordgirl "You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Harming Granny May. Oh hello Lady Raider. I was just..." Lady Raider is near Reginald and she is furious.

Lady Raider then yells at Reginald "Shut up! What was that again Granny May about me laying down on this street and my niece I mean Wordgirl counts the fall? Just do it now. If you dare while I look you in your eyes."

Wordgirl and Huggy are shocked beyond words. Wordgirl speaks to Lady Raider "Friend or foe?"

Reginald and the people looking at the incident are quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Lady Raider says to Wordgirl "Amiga. (Spanish for friend) Now to play truth or consequences. Okay Granny May. Why is our lives like a box of chocolates?"

Granny May stammers "Why is our lives like a bowl of...chocolates?" Lady Raider comes near her and says in a harsh voice.

"Because you do not what is in them. (Yells at Wordgirl and Huggy) "Hold your breath. This is for my student (Wordgirl) when you used 'old lady perfume' on her when she opened a book that she loves. (Granny's Book Club) Nighty night. Game over. You like that?" Then Lady Raider hurls a box of chocolates that has some sleep spray that kayos Granny quickly as she catches the box near her face that was open and had a yellow colored smoke coming out of it.

The crowd is stunned as Lady Raider rides her motorcycle away from the two heroes to her hideout who decided to attend Granny who has been knocked out cold.                                       

Reginald then says to Wordgirl "Who was that masked woman?""

Wordgirl says "She calls herself The Lady Raider. Cough cough. (Wordgirl has inhaled a little bit of the fumes that came out of the chocolate box) I would not want to want to tick her off if I were you guys."

The sad part is that Wordgirl was so busy trying to get Granny to recover that she did not see where the real tiara was. Granny came to her senses as she tells Wordgirl "Lady Raider makes you like look like a Catholic nun. Oooh. Let me walk away under my own power."

Granny then walks away with the stolen goods under Wordgirl an Huggy's nose to her home with a slight headache and a bruised ego.
More to come. I do not own the characters of Wordgirl. #wordgirl